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German Police Pick up Drunken Owl A wild owl apparently had a wild time in southern Germany. 
German police said on Tuesday they had discovered a paralytic owl  that appeared to have drunk too much Schnapps from two discarded  bottles.
 “A woman walking her dog alerted the police after seeing the bird  sitting by the side of the road oblivious to passing traffic,” Frank  Otruba, spokesman for the police in the southwestern city of Pforzheim,  told SPIEGEL ONLINE.
The Brown Owl didn’t appear to be injured and officers quickly  concluded that it had had one too many. One of its eyelids was drooping,  adding to the general impression of inebriation.
“It wasn’t staggering around and we didn’t breathalyze it but there  were two little bottles of Schapps in the immediate vicinity,” said  Otruba. “We took it to a local bird expert who has treated alcoholized  birds before and she has been giving it lots of water.”
The bird will be released once it has sobered up, police said.

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(credit to goatfacedkillah for finding this, reposting it with the picture because I needed it on my blog)

German Police Pick up Drunken Owl
A wild owl apparently had a wild time in southern Germany.

German police said on Tuesday they had discovered a paralytic owl that appeared to have drunk too much Schnapps from two discarded bottles.

 “A woman walking her dog alerted the police after seeing the bird sitting by the side of the road oblivious to passing traffic,” Frank Otruba, spokesman for the police in the southwestern city of Pforzheim, told SPIEGEL ONLINE.

The Brown Owl didn’t appear to be injured and officers quickly concluded that it had had one too many. One of its eyelids was drooping, adding to the general impression of inebriation.

“It wasn’t staggering around and we didn’t breathalyze it but there were two little bottles of Schapps in the immediate vicinity,” said Otruba. “We took it to a local bird expert who has treated alcoholized birds before and she has been giving it lots of water.”

The bird will be released once it has sobered up, police said.

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I’m obsessing over Mila lately. Especially since her spread in Nylon. You’re gorgeous. You’re Russian. Represent!

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a bearded boy with a cat and a rootbeer. i think you’re perfect

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